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If You're Bored...

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If You’re Bored…
-Rob a candy store with a water pistol
-Go to a forum and pick a fight with someone on the other side of the world.
-Spread rumors about Hitler
-Eat fried race cars
-Make up jokes that make absolutely no sense
-Throw sheet metal off a skyscraper roof
-Superglue coins to someone’s face while they’re sleeping
-Frisbee DVDs at your neighbor’s cat
-While handling guns, ask someone where the antidepressants are
-Poke an electric fence
-Cut your lawn with a pair of scissors
-Buy 27 hamsters and keep them in your bathtub
-Sticky tape anchovies and cheese under peoples’ desks
-Sell a $100 bill for $20
-Make an ‘If You’re Bored…’ list
I was obviously bored when I made this. :nod:
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AdmiralDoenitz's avatar
"Spread rumors about Hitler" :D

:icongunscheplz:: Mein Failure, Fegelein is spreading rumors about you.
:icondownfallhitlerplz:: Well, no shit, Gunsche, but that is a little low for Fegelein. He usually makes a rumor come true. What's he saying this time?
:icongunscheplz:: He says you love MLP and are in love with Rainbow Dash.
:icondownfallhitlerplz:: WHAT?!! How dare he say I love that hideous show! I hate My Little Pony! And I hate FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!